adayattheraces:

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing. 

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westbor0baptistchurch:

This commercial is my everything.

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hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

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itty-bitty-babe: kingforhermione: lets-get-drunk-and-gamble: scarred-mistake: beanpunk-rockerbath: This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it. SIGNAL BOOST. The small amount of notes on this post worries me.  SIGNAL BOOST. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN. COME ON GUYS, IF WE CAN GET A FLUFFY CHICKEN FOR SOMEONE WHY NOT THIS REBLOG THIS OR ELSE
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itty-bitty-babe:

kingforhermione:

lets-get-drunk-and-gamble:

scarred-mistake:

beanpunk-rockerbath:

This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.

SIGNAL BOOST.

The small amount of notes on this post worries me. 

SIGNAL BOOST. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

COME ON GUYS, IF WE CAN GET A FLUFFY CHICKEN FOR SOMEONE WHY NOT THIS

REBLOG THIS OR ELSE

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I’m on tumblr so much. Not that its a bad thing, because the only thing I do with my life other than work and school. However, all I see are skinny girls with cute guys or mothers holding babies or nicely decorated houses and it makes me wonder if I’ll ever have that. I want to be a mother, a wife, a house owner so bad. I have dreams about having children and wake up with tears in my eyes because I don’t know if that will ever happen for me. I want a life that I feel is fulfilling to me, and I’m afraid I’m never going to get it. I just want someone to hold my hand and tell me I can be theirs, I am loved, and I will be happy.

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